MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY? :p

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. ' Sir', she said ' You may use the ladies
room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP,
and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
the PP button.

A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring
flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a
restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its
pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be
supreme ecstasy. He was immediately knocked out by an excruciating pain.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse
was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the
ATR button.'
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in
this jar, sir.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY?