10 things that made me happy, recently

Ah Hoon - almanacqueen tagged me to do a post about 10 recent things that made me happy. Recently i have a lot of pressure about my work, so i dunno do i have 10 things made me happy or not. Try to figure it now.

10 things that made me happy, recently

1. I just brought a micro hi-fi for my room so that we can enjoy music while reading and sleep.

2. I just brought 2 pcs DVD for my son which was his favourite - Mickey Mouse Playhouse Disney
3. Every saturday go to Starbuck having a coffee latte and online while wait for my wife after work. Nobody disturb me.
4. My Television can be repaired so i no need buy a new 1
5. Have a nice dinner with my wife at Sakae Teppanyaki at Autocity (we have been there quite a few times)
6. My son getting well from Fever and getting better from the cough ( i no need to wake up every hour check his temperature)
7. I manage find and install HID light for my car with high and low dim light which is 4300K.
8. My mother in law went back to Cameron Highland. (not said i dun respect her but she screw up my living style and most i hate is she mess up my whole kitchen and keep eating overnite dish which are not healthy)
9. My favourite football team keep won the match and hope they will win the league.
10. The most happiness is my son can speak a few new words which make us very surprise.

I would like to pass on this happy tag to Jepunlauyeeeeeee, Kacang Puteh, Laksa Gien, Nancy

World Wide Link Love for All

I received this tag from Caramelcorn . Let's hope this World Wide link will keep going on and on and on so that we can make more friends and just make this community bigger and bigger.

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Join the Worldwide Link Love!Benefits of Worldwide Link Love!1. Make new friends around the world.2. Feel the Link Love.3. Gain new readers and subscribers.
Rules:

1. Copy from ~start copying here ~ to ~ end copying here ~ and paste it on your blog.2. At the end of the list, put your name and the country you are in, it doesn’t matter what’s your nationality just put the country where you are publishing your blog. Don’t forget to put links at your name.3. If u have many blogs, you can link all of it, just make sure you post the same on each blog.4. Tag eight (8) or more of your blog friends.5. Tip for blogspot users: make sure you copy and paste the code in Compose mode.

Wanna join, and you can’t find your name on the list? Just leave a comment here.Worldwide Link Love! Participants:
1. Julia (Philippines) 2. Catherine (Malaysia) 3. shimumsy(u.s.a) 4. Mitch (Philippines) 5. Hailey (Philippines)6. Sexymom (USA) 7. Liza (Philippines) 8. Geng (Philippines) 9. SunnySideUp Foodie (Singapore) 10. Caramelcorn (Singapore) 11. Constance (Singapore) 12. Hainankia (Malaysia)

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Here, I shall tag my blogger buddies - Lor Mee, Nancy, Amy Ong, Kikey, HNKP, Wildcatlady29

Pilot or Priest

Pilot or Priest

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leathher jacket and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ?"

The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired American Airlines Pilot from Dallas."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Father Joe, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.

" Just a minute," says the good father, "that man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?"

"Up here ... we go by results," says Saint Peter, "when you preached - - people slept; when he flew - - people prayed!"

Lawyer, Farmer and a Duck

Lawyer, Farmer, and a Duck

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Virginia. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field
on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get
that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Virginia.

We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule'."

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"


The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot intothe lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

&nbs p; The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.

Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

(I love this part)

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

A STUPID LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

My wife's birthday cake

This is the birthday's cake i brought for my wife. she love it so much. Beside the birthday's cake, i also make red color eggs. There red color eggs, i make it very special. First, i boiled the water with Long Jin tea which i brought from China. Then i put the eggs in and cook the eggs slowly so the egg will have the Long Jin aroma. After about 45 mins, the eggs will be ready.

Here I like to share some other recipes using Long Jin Tea. Actually Long Jin tea is a kind of green tea. For the tea, they have 2 kinds generally, the red tea like pu err, bao li, lu (six) ann and etc and green tea like Long Jin, Japanese green tea and etc.
Green Tea are more healthy then red tea according to the tea specialist. I dunno how true is it (hehehehehe). Ok! let me share some recipes here:

You can cook with prawn with Long Jin tea.
This is very simple, first you need to clean the prawns ( i like the big 1 but not tiger prawn, the head too big and they have hard skin). Then you can boil the water with Long Jin tea until it boil. After it boil, you need to cool it down and put all the prawns in for 1 hour. After 1 hour, you boil it Long jin tea again with the prawns inside until the prawns cook. That's it. When you serve, you can take out the prawns and out it in a bowl and with some tea inside. Oh ya! remember before you boil the prawns to cook, take off the skins first.

Hope you all like it.

SICK LEAVE!!!!!!!

SICK LEAVE:

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '…And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'

Must Read: Truth About Hang Tuah and Prince of the Land (Bumiputra)

The Truth Revealed (with evidence)

In June 1998, the government of Malaysia had hired a team of experts from all over the world to be gathered here in Malaysia for a research project to compliment the history studies that we undertake in our secondary school. The objective of the research is simply:

1. To find proof and evidence that show the Malays are the origins of Malaysia and they are the first race and religion that land their foot in Malaysia.

2. To further strengthen their claims, first they need to find the grave yard of the Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and etc.. to show the existence of their pioneers.

3. The Batu bersurat in Terengganu, reveals that the islamic religion has landed in Malaysia for more than a hundred years ago which further strengthen their claims!

BEWARE & OPEN YOUR EYES!!! go and ask your brother, sister, niece, nephew and etc. etc, since the year 1999 (if i'm not mistaken) or year 2000, do they study about HANG TUAH anymore ???

Why is that popular subject GONE ??? Missing in action ??? or evidence reveals something else that causes the government to stop the syllabus and HIDE the TRUTH ???

Here are the Evidences of the findings by the team of scientists, archaeologist, historian and other technical staff from the United States, United Kingdom, Germany, Canada, Yemen & Russia.

The evidence are:

1) They finally found the grave yard of Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat and etc.., their skeleton had been analise and samples of DNA had been taken with the results show: Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and mates, they are NOT MALAY!!! they are CHINESE (islamic) from China!!! and why are they here in Malacca??? because they are in a mission to protect the UNGRATEFUL MALAY from the potential attack of SIAM (Thailand) !!!

So Hang tuah is not malay hero!!! They are the protector of the useless and ungrateful Parameswara (who is from INDIA) landed in Malacca and claim the land belongs to him !!!

The Hang Tuah bunch of people are all from China, they are being assign to Malacca because Parameswara request the Ching Dynasty Emporer for protection!!!

This is why the Hang Tuah series of history is MISSING from SEJARAH !!!

Note : Remember Hang Li Poh ? - All surname 'HANG'

2nd. Evidence:

The researchers hired by the government found the oldest tomb stone (grave yard) in Kelantan in year 2000. Suprisingly the tomb stone are at least 900 years old !!! Older than the so-called batu bersurat and the best thing is, it belong to the CHINESE !!!

Being landed first in Malacca doesn't mean Malay is the first in Malaysia cos during that time, the road is too long for them to see the other side of the coast!!! Where the Chinese has landed far more earlier. If you want the black and white evidence of the truth reveals please write to The Federal Association of Arc & Research of Michigan, USA.

Please do not ask the Chinese nor the Indian to go back to their home country! because the evidence shows that Malays are NOT the original people of Malaysia either!

Irish Catholic Humour

Irish Catholic Humour (the last one is the best.....)

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'


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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'


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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe in. Maybe they'll dosomething for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya 'think $5,000 isenough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic? '

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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:


Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody.'

New Speed Limit Device

New Speed Limit Device. That was amazing. I wonder Malaysia can do it like that real or not.

A Cheese Burger In Can

Serious!!!!!!!! A cheeseburger in can......you can buy it from Denmark

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Beware while you're at Juso Penang...
My friend sent me this email today. I was wondering why this guy doing this. Is it fun? I think this guy mentality got problem.


Queensbay Mall Penang (at Jusco)....

I was shopping with my wife 2 months back in QueensBay Mall - Jusco.
A guy was walking by us with a basket in his hand and with some items in
his basket and WHEN I LOOK CLOSELY
with a camera facing up in his basket as well.

I was wandering what is the camera for....and finally I know what is his
intention...

The guy walk around pretending to be buying at Jusco and actually just
walking around to hunt for ladies with short skirt.

"CAPTURING PICTURES OF LADIES UNDERWEARE LA"..

I observed for a while and seeing him always walking closed to any ladies
with short skirt.
Right away I talk to one of the lady staff and he past me to another
security staff at Jusco. I mention to him what
was hapenning and the young Chinese staff seems to notice such guy has been
walking around for some time.
Un-luckly they did not manage to capture him on the spot.

Two days ago me and my wife shopping again and immediately i recognize the
same person shopping at Jusco.
and doing the same old trick. I manage to captured his image this time....
so i guess if YOU "Ladies"are reading
this message the only way of capturing this guy is a matched of your
underware pictures in his camera....as a proof.....
....so good luck.....