70 yr. old man asks his wife "do you feel sad when you
see me running behind
young girls?"
Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but
they can't drive it"
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A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother
warned her...
"1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your
breasts, you'll enjoy; then
he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not
to disgrace our family
name"
Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as
you predicted. I
didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and
disgraced his family"
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A white couple had a black baby...
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
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Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"
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Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I
did years ago, you
should be thankful that you are not barking!"
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